Actual News Headlines
           (Or... the art of Editing is indeed dead...)


Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Teachers Strike Idle Kids

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

War Dims Hope for Peace

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half



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