JUST FOR LAUGHS
Yet More Bumper Sticker
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth-control.
I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
I love cats ...they taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you are an idiot.
Rehab is for quitters.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt--in case heaven is like IRS.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
No radio--already stolen.
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Pride is what I have. Vanity is what others have.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Keep honking...I'm reloading
Thanks to Baron Bolligrew !
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