Yet More Bumper Sticker Sightings...

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

I brake for no apparent reason.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth-control.

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

I love cats ...they taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you are an idiot.

Rehab is for quitters.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt--in case heaven is like IRS.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

No radio--already stolen.

Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

Pride is what I have. Vanity is what others have.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Keep honking...I'm reloading

Thanks to Baron Bolligrew !


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